It's Christmas again, the time when eligible bachelors travel to the village to find a wife. Most men prefer getting a wife from the village as they believe that the city girls are over exposed and promiscuous therefore not a good wife material. On the other hand, mothers prefer getting a wife for their sons from a good family from their village so that they will be sure of the girl's lineage and character. You have been trekking the length and breadth of Lagos all through this year with no man asking whether you are for sale or for rent. Babes if you are still in the city, pack your bags and head to the village straight away, let's beat them to their game!
My daughter is two years plus and highly active. She always
sides with her father against me. The other day I was arguing with my husband
over a political issue and this small aunty got down from her daddy’s laps
,rushed to where I was sitting and began to hit me. I just folded her in a heap
and flung back at her daddy.
Both of them charged
at me and I dived under the bed!
Getting something to wear these days is becoming a herculean task for me. I normally start from one end of the wardrobe to the other end scanning through clothes to find my choice. When I reach one end, I will go back to the beginning, back and forth till I run out of time, then I yank down one and dash out.*sighs*
One day, I sat down and thought of how to get dressed easily and look chic at the same time without stress.
I felt my phone vibrating beside the pillow, the time is 5.30am in the morning. I drowsily picked the call and it was my mum. *Hello mum* *Nne I want you to come home immediately* she said with urgency in her voice *Ah! Mum is anything wrong?* I said sitting up and wiping sleep off my eyes *Yes! Something is very wrong* she stressed *I hope nobody died? I asked with fear in my voice *just come home first* she insisted ending the call. I tried calling her back but her line was switched off.
So sorry to be missing in action for a very long time, i was working on a project and it took almost all my time 'cos i have a target to meet.. I promise it won't happen again, really missed you guys! thanks for the calls and mails, i do appreciate, God bless you guys real good!
In another news Rosyandchic blog is one year old today yayyy!!*singing* what shall I say unto the lord, all I have to say is thank you lord……..thank you lord, thank you lord ,all I have to say is thank you lord.
I cast a glance at
Amaka, she looked unperturbed. I shifted with unease on the chair looking at
uncle Ben fearfully. He walked towards
the television set and slotted a disc into the VCR. Picking up the remote, he
turned back, regarded us for a
second and sat down heavily in between
Amaka and i.
Then….. he stretched his arms on the sofa behind our
shoulders with a look of satisfaction on
his face. I whimpered silently cringing
from his arms on my neck.
Uncle Ben asked me to help him carry something to his house* Amaka said excitedly . Uncle Ben is our mathematics teacher. A young man in his mid thirties.He is single, always looking serious and hardly smiles. i blame mathematics 'cos maths no dey smile! As for me i want to partake of this opportunity as well so that if the teacher dash her mark, i go follow collect my own too. * Amy i'm going with you so i can help you carry the loads* *Errmmm........ he said it's only me he wants oo* she said looking as if she is regretting ever telling me. *But only you can't carry the load na........... i just want to help out* i pleaded with her
The secret to
being lucky isn’t about winning huge pots of cash…..it’s about perspective, hard work, self belief and
making the most out of the wonderful blessings already surrounding you.
made not found. The luck that is *stumbled across* is very often fools’ gold in
the hands of a person who doesn’t know what to do with it. If you believe in
yourself and your abilities, and follow the ideas outlined below, you will be
having lucky breaks:
I saw this picture of pastor Chris and his wife two days ago on Facebook with the title *the media will not carry this, thanks to all those who prayed tirelessly for this reunion*. I searched the internet this morning for a confirmation and i saw a post on naija loaded on 22nd May carrying this same picture confirming that indeed the man of God and his wife have reconciled. I sincerely hope this is true, i was heart broken when i heard of their divorce. Let's get something straight here, i'm not a member of Christ embassy but i'm a member of the Christendom right? so it's one for all, all for one gerrit?
Have you ever being in a place or room and a babe enters and
all eyes turned towards her?. It’s as if she filled the whole place with her
presence and others can’t take their eyes off her.What makes her so
noticeable, is it her look or her outfit?
It’s simple………. Poise and confidence.
Cultivating the right qualities and presenting yourself in
the right ways goes a long way towards turning peoples’ head. Wanna turn heads?
follow these rules:
girls daydream about being swept away by a handsome wealthy man and living happily
ever after,yeah that's a good dream but it’s highly important that you realize the difference between
fairly tale and reality.
Most girls are desperately seeking for prince
superman.Requirements: tall, dashing, handsome, romantic, great in bed, loves
to give massages, rocket scientist, perfect teeth, buys flowers every Wednesday,
does the dishes, makes the bed, always looking dapper, exactly like my father,
exactly NOT like my father! haba!
Most of us are ignorant when it comes to nail art or just simple things as painting nails neatly. There are some easy tips and tricks which can help you achieve a healthy looking and professional quality nails.
You can also do your nails just
like salon quality. Here are the top tips every girl must know:
So many people go through life just
existing and have never really lived because they never pursued their passion.This is an inspirational booster to induce your nerves to find out your innate passion and to pursue it.
your passion changes your life and the lives of those around you. It makes life
exciting. It inspires your team. It transforms the grind of work into an
go another day, week, month or year without finding and harnessing your
Have you stayed up late
working, partying or watching movies? Does your skin look dull and tired?.While a cup of coffee can boost your energy, it won’t give you a fresh look. Generally, people are perceived as less healthy and less attractive by others when they
don’t get enough rest. If you have to go to work, have a job interview or a
date the next day, you would want to look your best.
these steps to appear less tired and cover up the signs of poor sleep:
Having a dark or black inner thighs can be very embarrassing
to both men and women. People will associate it with poor hygiene or even
previous infections from sexually transmitted diseases whereas this might not
be the case.
This post is focusing primarily on stretch mark on the lower
abdomen during pregnancy. When my sister
was pregnant, her tummy was an eyesore, I mean you can’t look at it without vomiting.
I interviewed her and discovered what caused it. Then I went on a quest on how
to avoid it .
It was on a Sunday and I was in a church service. The sermon
was very interesting as the pastor preached on faith. The part wey I hear well
well was about husband lol. abeg no blame me na the thing wey dey give me sleepless night.
He said that if you are believing God for a
husband, you should go and buy wedding gown or your husband's suit and begin to
speak to it.
As women we cherish our vagina and will do everything to make sure the area is neat and hygeinic.. *whispers, please don't tell my grandma that i called it vagina o hehe.* if you dare call it vagina in my house, my grandma will abuse you eh .*i lago na iyi*, i mebigo* ( you have gotten spoilt) she will be shouting with great annoyance. Even my mum will join her,* during our own time we don't call it by it's name*. okay mummy what do we call it then? i asked her. Before she could answer me, the fiery grandmother cuts in * call it laguus( pronounced as la goods). i laughed.
The hustle for husband became real after my youth service.
All my girlfriends were either getting married or engaged. Those who are
neither married nor engaged already have a man who they swear must marry them
One day I was in a bus when my eyes caught a church banner
displayed along the road and it reads:
*The return of his glory. Need a husband?
Come and collect one.*