Friday 22 January 2016

WEEKEND GIST: DIARY OF A 30 YR OLD SINGLE LADY EPISODE 3

It was on a Sunday and I was in a church service. The sermon was very interesting as the pastor preached on faith. The part wey I hear well well was about husband lol. abeg no blame me na the thing wey dey give me sleepless night.

He said that if you are believing God for a husband, you should go and buy wedding gown or your husband's suit and begin to speak to it.

Friday 15 January 2016

WEEKEND GIST: THE DIARY OF A 30 YR OLD SINGLE LADY EPISODE 2



I was en route Lagos from the east in a luxurious bus. Luckily a guy was sitting beside me. You know as a babe, if you are going on a long journey, it’s always wise to sit beside a guy. 

This is ‘cos you never can tell whether you two will strike a chord, as a single girl on the loose na hehe. Above all, you are sure of food and other goodies on the way if the guy is generous.

Sometimes your plan will backfire o hehe. This reminds me of an ugly experience I had one certain time.

Tuesday 12 January 2016

HOW TO SANITIZE THE VAGINA NATURALLY

As women we cherish our vagina and will do everything to make sure the area is neat and hygeinic.. *whispers, please don't tell my grandma that i called it vagina o hehe.*

 if you dare call it vagina in my house, my grandma will abuse you eh .*i lago na iyi*, i mebigo* ( you have gotten spoilt) she will be shouting with great annoyance.

 Even my mum will join her,* during our own time we don't call it by it's name*.

 okay mummy what do we call it then? i asked her. Before she could answer me, the fiery grandmother cuts in * call it laguus( pronounced as la goods). i laughed.

Friday 8 January 2016

WEEKEND GIST:THE DIARY OF A 30YR OLD SINGLE LADY EPISODE 1


The hustle for husband became real after my youth service. All my girlfriends were either getting married or engaged. Those who are neither married nor engaged already have a man who they swear must marry them or…………………

One day I was in a bus when my eyes caught a church banner displayed along the road and it reads:
 *The return of his glory. Need a husband? Come and collect one.*

Friday 1 January 2016

WELCOME TO 2016!!


MAY THIS YEAR BE BETTER THAN LAST YEAR FOR YOU

MAY YOUR LIFE BE FILLED WITH LAUGHTER AND HAPPINESS 

MAY EVERY TEARS OF SORROW YOU SHED LAST YEAR BE REPLACED WITH TEARS OF JOY THIS YEAR

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE A LOVED ONE THIS YEAR

MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS AND ASPIRATIONS BECOME A REALITY THIS YEAR

THIS IS MY PRAYER FOR YOU THIS YEAR AND BEYOND IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME AMEEEN!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

from me to you.
sylvia.